Happy National Chocolate Cake Day
Today is Mike’s birthday and last night when I used one hand to text that information to a friend (the other was stuck in a bag of Valentine’s Day edition hershey kisses), my phone changed “Mike’s” to “Miles.” Autocorrect can forget him, but I can’t.
Happy Friday.
The 25 Best Ron Swanson GIFs on the Internet
Ron Swanson is amazing. On loop. Forever.
STEPH CASTILLO
i just want you to know that this woman’s attitude and the things she says reminds me of you, and i love it. that is all.
This is better than a boyfriend, which I first said on Twitter and then this happened:
(Source: lespez)
“If you can’t stop tuition from going up, the funding you get from taxpayers will go down. Higher education can’t be a luxury—it’s an economic imperative that every family in America should be able to afford.”
— Cheers, Mr. President
I've Figured Out How to Make a Relationship Work
If you don’t like something, change it. Get a therapist. Buy new shoes. Quit your job and get a better one. Start eating kale. In the quest to always be better, I think we sometimes forget how to be happy, because, let’s face it, kale tastes awful, and it’s time we acknowledged that.
“Figure friendly” Jalapeno Chicken Fajitas
Have to share this because my idea of dinner is usually pickles out of the jar, and this is the first time I’ve cooked without frozen vegetables and a George Forman grill, which to me is cheating, which is why I make everything on it. It’s like in fourth grade when your teacher would give you a gold star and you were so excited because you knew your mom or dad would hang it up on the fridge for everyone to see. This is my fridge.
College Candy: Behind the Scenes: DATE A GIRL WHO READS
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that…
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I’d Rather Go Blind - Etta James
Beyonce never had shit on you, baby.
